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Damn it!!! Missed it!

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I got one. I'm rather handy and vocational, but the instructions were less than helpful.

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19 hours ago, Biz Prof said:

I got one. I'm rather handy and vocational, but the instructions were less than helpful.

Didn't you say you were prepping for a colonoscopy?  Only stands to reason you'd have stool problems.

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3 hours ago, alantig said:

Didn't you say you were prepping for a colonoscopy?  Only stands to reason you'd have stool problems.

Not gonna lie. By midnight, I'd shit more water than flowed down the French Broad River a week ago. 

The checkered stool, however is cool.

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I don't know if they misjudged my body weight or if they gave me the same amount of pipe flush to everyone regardless of size, but I passed unimaginable amounts of water for hours.  After hours (and hours) of passing nothing but water, I had to consider, "what's the point?" 

I went into the clinic for the actual colonoscopy and, no lie, as they were putting me to sleep my cheeks were firmly clinched holding back the flood. I am convinced as soon as I was out, I had to have absolutely flooded the place ("cleanup on isle 5!").

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5 minutes ago, velorush said:

I don't know if they misjudged my body weight or if they gave me the same amount of pipe flush to everyone regardless of size, but I passed unimaginable amounts of water for hours.  After hours (and hours) of passing nothing but water, I had to consider, "what's the point?" 

I went into the clinic for the actual colonoscopy and, no lie, as they were putting me to sleep my cheeks were firmly clinched holding back the flood. I am convinced as soon as I was out, I had to have absolutely flooded the place ("cleanup on isle 5!").

My son had one earlier this year, and he was out of the procedure very quickly.  I kind of looked at him and he said, "I have to come back - they said I wasn't cleaned out enough."  My wife talked to him about how the prep went, and according to what he said, it was pretty much textbook - all clear water by the time he was done, but it still wasn't enough.

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I was sent home from my procedure a couple of hours ago and I'm still not fully deflated from all of the air they pumped into me.

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You didn't get to go to the fart room?? That was the best part!

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Fart Room?

"Where was that?" says my wife, who drove the impromptu "fart car" home from my procedure! 😅

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3 hours ago, velorush said:

Fart Room?

"Where was that?" says my wife, who drove the impromptu "fart car" home from my procedure! 😅

It's around the corner near where the fudge is made.

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On 10/3/2024 at 7:58 AM, DaveL said:

So,  if you are still interested it looks like GC has them for $59  (I didn't see the listing,  hopefully, this is the one you are talking about)

 

Perri's 24" Black and White Checkered Bar Stool | Guitar Center

 

I'm pretty sure GC has free delivery if you have it shipped to your local branch,  not

sure if there's a charge if they ship to your home.     

Thanks @DaveL, you were right plus they gave me a $5 off coupon so it was only $5 more plus the difference in tax. Thanks !

Hamerica 

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