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Candles, champagne, and (your favorite boudoir album)...

Frank Sinatra, Tony Bennet, Rod Stewart ?...

Any French singers?

Whatcha got?

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Come ON! Didn't anyone see Fast Times at Ridgemont High?

fasttimeswiseguy1.jpg

"When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV" - always the right choice!

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Anything by D'Angelo. But first, consult your physician to see if you're healthy enough for sex.

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Hell, after the gallon of ripple wine and the roofies I give my wife, pretty much could have have John Philip Sousa march goin' and she wouldn't mind... :lol:

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HFC Approved Boudoir Roxy Music. (1978 - 1984)

+1 Avalon was the closest thing to a musical aphrodisiac I could think of. Guess chicks dig (dug?) Roxy Music... ;)

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The Sinatra collection on Reprise, "The Very Good Years."

"Fingerprints" by Larry Carlton should have a warning: "Use of this CD could result in a severe drop in body fluids."

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How about actual porn music from the 70's? I found that it is a great way to live out your 70's porn fantasy whilst simultaneously annoying your partner.

Good times...

I once actually brought a woman from 0-60mph in under 1.5 minutes just by playing Brian Eno's M386 through a set of computer speakers (she might have been a little off... you'd have to be a little off to sleep with me anyway, so I guess it's a mute point).

Good luck and we expect a full tone report. lolz

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I've tried different things trying to be intentionally romantic but that usually just ends up being weird. I keep returning to Portishead "Dummy" , Garbage"Garbage", Radioheads "OK Computer", Or Miles Davis "Kind of Blue"

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Anything by D'Angelo. But first, consult your physician to see if you're healthy enough for sex.

Quoted for truth. Also, Maxwell.

-

Austin

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I dunno what kinda sappy love making you guys are doing.......

But seriously, anything that lacks lyrics and is pretty simplistic musically.

I really don't need anything competing for her focus.

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Van Morrison "Moondance" side 1 of the album.

Actually lesser known and much better for this particular situation (imo) Van Morrison - Veedon Fleece

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How about actual porn music from the 70's? I found that it is a great way to live out your 70's porn fantasy whilst simultaneously annoying your partner.

Good times...

I once actually brought a woman from 0-60mph in under 1.5 minutes just by playing Brian Eno's M386 through a set of computer speakers (she might have been a little off... you'd have to be a little off to sleep with me anyway, so I guess it's a mute point).

Good luck and we expect a full tone report. lolz

Sex-O-Rama review: "Brings back those vaseline memories of my bachelor days." :lol:

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Every Morphine album, but definitely 'Cure For Pain' and also

Charlie Hunter and Pound for Pound's "Return of the Candyman" (all instrumental).

Let the clothes fall where they may.

:)

Geoff

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