mathman Posted April 1 Posted April 1 I just realized a big difference between my guitar buying and my wife’s shoe buying. I can donate my guitars or amps to any student who wants to learn how to use them. My wife’s shoes? They can only go to a specific subset of women with the same shoe size. I can give my guitars to anyone. Her shoes have to go to a specific subset of the population. Guitars are a more equitable purchase. there! That will show her…😁🤣 2 2 Quote
mrjamiam Posted April 1 Posted April 1 (edited) 7 minutes ago, mathman said: I just realized a big difference between my guitar buying and my wife’s shoe buying. I can donate my guitars or amps to any student who wants to learn how to use them. My wife’s shoes? They can only go to a specific subset of women with the same shoe size. I can give my guitars to anyone. Her shoes have to go to a specific subset of the population. Guitars are a more equitable purchase. there! That will show her…😁🤣 I'm hoping that she is blissfully unaware that there is a subset of men who would be glad to obtain some used ladies' shoes regardless of size, so that she won't diminish your advantage in the marketability area. Edited April 1 by mrjamiam danged plural possessive rules 5 1 Quote
kizanski Posted April 1 Posted April 1 (edited) 13 minutes ago, mathman said: I just realized a big difference between my guitar buying and my wife’s shoe buying. I can donate my guitars or amps to any student who wants to learn how to use them. My wife’s shoes? They can only go to a specific subset of women with the same shoe size. I can give my guitars to anyone. Her shoes have to go to a specific subset of the population. Guitars are a more equitable purchase. My wife has a walk-in closet. One entire 8 foot wall is shoes from the floor to the ceiling. She pulled that shit with me one day, saying, "Well, look at all of the guitars you have!" To which I would respond, "Yeah, but I can SELL my guitars. No one will be buying your shoes, Imelda Marcos." Edited April 1 by kizanski 1 6 Quote
Jimbilly Posted April 1 Posted April 1 15 hours ago, kizanski said: My wife has a walk-in closet. One entire 8 foot wall is shoes from the floor to the ceiling. She pulled that shit with me one day, saying, "Well, look at all of the guitars you have!" To which I would respond, "Yeah, but I can SELL my guitars. No one will be buying your shoes, Imelda Marcos." It's always a good move to compare the spouse to the wife of a foreign dictator 1 3 Quote
kizanski Posted April 1 Posted April 1 2 hours ago, Jimbilly said: It's always a good move to compare the spouse to the wife of a foreign dictator 34+ years. I know what works. 1 1 1 Quote
django49 Posted April 2 Posted April 2 I asked A.I. to show me what the first caveman looked like.... 2 1 Quote
HSB0531 Posted April 2 Posted April 2 1 hour ago, django49 said: I asked A.I. to show me what the first caveman looked like.... Say, isn't that the first issue of AI Guitar? I think he's playing Neanderthal Blues. And isn't it amazing how much he looks like Keith? 2 Quote
HSB0531 Posted April 2 Posted April 2 On 4/1/2025 at 12:54 PM, Jimbilly said: It's always a good move to compare the spouse to the wife of a foreign dictator Nah wait a minute, in this case it is ok. 1 Quote
mathman Posted April 2 Posted April 2 9 minutes ago, HSB0531 said: Say, isn't that the first issue of AI Guitar? I think he's playing Neanderthal Blues. And isn't it amazing how much he looks like Keith? I think he was Keith’s firstborn…. 2 Quote
Steve Haynie Posted April 5 Posted April 5 36 minutes ago, django49 said: You know that Alembic started out with The Grateful Dead's crew. This might be the result of too many mushrooms while in the design phase. 3 Quote
kizanski Posted April 6 Posted April 6 4 hours ago, django49 said: Must have been Jerry Lee Louis sheet music. 2 Quote
DaveH Posted April 6 Posted April 6 On 4/5/2025 at 10:36 AM, django49 said: #'s 7, 8, 9, 10, and 11 are going to get in my way. Quote
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