alantig Posted April 8 Posted April 8 3 hours ago, django49 said: Just imagine where those five lives are going to go over the next 70-80 years. 2 Quote
G Man Posted April 8 Posted April 8 1 hour ago, alantig said: Just imagine where those five lives are going to go over the next 70-80 years. Kinda makes you feel bad for them, and everyone else in their generation for that matter. But who knows, the futures so bright I gotta wear shades. 1 1 Quote
alantig Posted April 9 Posted April 9 32 minutes ago, django49 said: Second is the response, "Yes, that's it - right next to the accordion player's Maserati." 1 3 Quote
mathman Posted April 9 Posted April 9 41 minutes ago, django49 said: Who calls that Porsche driver a banjo player….  Old joke Quote
Steve Haynie Posted April 10 Posted April 10 Roy Clark owned a Porsche or two. His favorite car was his Rolls Royce.  https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/leake-auction-company-to-sell-hee-haw-host-roy-clarks-personal-car-collection-without-reserve-300858423.html 1 Quote
Dave Scepter Posted April 11 Posted April 11 1 hour ago, django49 said: How to get "woman tone".....  My limited brain trying hard to think of a joke using G-string, Hardtail & pinch squeals... 😟 2 Quote
django49 Posted April 11 Posted April 11 1 minute ago, Dave Scepter said: My limited brain trying hard to think of a joke using G-string, Hardtail & pinch squeals... 😟 Or dual "T" knobs...... 2 Quote
alantig Posted April 11 Posted April 11 11 minutes ago, django49 said: Or dual "T" knobs...... He's never touched a V knob. 1 1 Quote
DaveH Posted April 11 Posted April 11 2 hours ago, django49 said: How to get "woman tone"..... Â Looks more like "little girl" tone. Creepy AF, just sayin'. 1 2 Quote
kizanski Posted April 11 Posted April 11 11 minutes ago, DaveH said: Looks more like "little girl" tone. Creepy AF, just sayin'. Exactly. Quote
LucSulla Posted April 12 Author Posted April 12 Being a fairly competent guitarist really is going from feeling like one of the best to ever do it one show to feeling like you should just sell all your gear and never mentioned every having been a musician the next. 4 Quote
mathman Posted April 12 Posted April 12 On 4/11/2025 at 1:59 PM, django49 said: Guitar Center, I assume...... Do they have the girl guitar model in there????? 1 Quote
kizanski Posted Sunday at 04:23 PM Posted Sunday at 04:23 PM 1 hour ago, Dave Scepter said: "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." -Dr. Ian Malcolm 1 4 Quote
django49 Posted Sunday at 04:49 PM Posted Sunday at 04:49 PM I was lucky enough to see Frank Zappa live on five different occasions. A guy I knew would bring a blow up sex doll to every Zappa show in Cleveland, walk right down the aisle and hand it to Frank on stage. The last time I saw Frank in Cleveland, when my buddy came down the isle carrying a classic blow up sex doll, Frank stopped the band, turned around, picked up something on a table behind him, and when he turned back around he had a chin strap dildo with the dildo straight up on the top of his head. My buddy hands Frank the doll, Frank Fkn Zappa takes that blow up doll, inserted the dildo and proceeded to "spin it on his head" as the band played a never heard before and never heard again song called "I think Ill go to Cleveland and spin a blow up sex doll on my head." The fact that Frank Zappa took the time to write this song and be prepaired with a custom strap on dildo ready for a moment that may or may not happen was priceless entertainment that could never be impromptu repeated again. 3 3 Quote
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